Pepito test
The teacher involved in an argument between two students:
Pepito, what is the problem?
is I'm too smart to be in first grade.
My sister is in third and I'm smarter than her. I want to go to third
too!
The professor sees you can not solve the problem and send it to the address
. While Johnny waited in the waiting room, the professor explains the situation to the director
.
This promises to do a test for the boy, sure you will not get
answer all the questions, and thus accede to continue in first. Ya
acu?
and Pepito director nod.
then the professor starts:
- What does the cow 4 and I only two?
- Legs, Pepito replies without hesitation ...
- What's in your pants, that there is in mine? The director
adjusts the lenses, and is prepared to interrupt ...
- The pockets, the child responds.
What enters the center of the women and behind the man?
Thunderstruck, the director holds its breath ...
- The letter "E", the student responds.
- "Where women have the most curly hair
and we all have it back?
The director starts a cold sweat ...
- Elbow, Professor.
- What starts with C has a hole and I gave it to several people who enjoy
?
The director covers the face ...
- A CD.
The director, as dizzy pressure interrupts them and tells the teacher
...
- Look, gimme the bastard is in sixth ... And I'm going to first,
I just miss all the answers
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Some interesting things about our island of enchantment Puerto Rico
the world's most international country.
1 - You have not gone to the District Federation of Caguas to eat in the restaurant
Mocha Mexican food?
2 - Did you know that in Juana Diaz Can-Can eat chops as
France?
3 - Do not you know that Corn Flakes world's largest pork rinds are
Bayamón.
4 - And what about Guaynabo City, which has its GCP,
Guaynabo City Police and New York and the NYPD?
5 - That Puerto Rico is the "parking" the world's largest, according to the
Ponce, because they say that Ponce is Ponce and the rest is
parking.
6 - About religious affairs, in one day can meet
various saints, San German, San Sebastian, Santurce, San Lorenzo, Santa Isabel
and once you learn to Las Marias.
7 - You can see in one day also to Las Vegas (Vega Alta and Vega Baja
) completely Florida, see toa 'thing of all sizes
in Toa Alta and Toa Baja.
8 - You can "surf" in a corner, see Trujillo Alto, Waters
are Good and next tcheo.
11a-That the mayor of San Juan is Santini but is neither holy nor
Italian, you know the new Superman after Christopher Reeves
(Carlos Pesquera) and you know the only horse that has had a seat on
the government of Puerto Rico and the United States
(Carlos Romero Barcelo).
12. That Hatillo is the largest milk producer in the world per square mile
and sump from Camuy and Lares
is so deep that El Morro may hide there.
13. Puerto Rico is the biggest "sponsor" per capita, the
organization World Vision.
14. The shrimp nurseryto Rico is the country with more roads per square mile
in the world.
20. La Calle del Cristo was the first paved street in the New World
.
21. Animal talent:
The sounds of bats
were used in the movie "Batman Forever" were recorded in the Camuy Caves!
22. As we all know, and you do not know, now you know, Puerto Rico
is the happiest country in the world (Study conducted by
Greco (Greece) in 2004).
feel proud to be Puerto Rican.
pass this message to all the Puerto Ricans in the world that we
MUCHOSSSSS.
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"Making a Difference"
Some interesting things about our island of enchantment Puerto Rico
the world's most international country.
1 - You have not gone to the District Federation of Caguas to eat in the restaurant
Mocha Mexican food?
2 - Did you know that in Juana Diaz Can-Can eat chops as
France?
3 - Do not you know that Corn Flakes world's largest pork rinds are
Bayamón.
4 - And what about Guaynabo City, which has its GCP,
Guaynabo City Police and New York and the NYPD?
5 - That Puerto Rico is the "parking" the world's largest, according to the
Ponce, because they say that Ponce is Ponce and the rest is
parking.
6 - About religious affairs, in one day can meet
various saints, San German, San Sebastian, Santurce, San Lorenzo, Santa Isabel
and once you learn to Las Marias.
7 - You can see in one day also to Las Vegas (Vega Alta and Vega Baja
) completely Florida, see toa 'thing of all sizes
in Toa Alta and Toa Baja.
8 - You can "surf" in a corner, see Trujillo Alto, Waters
are Good and next tcheo.
11a-That the mayor of San Juan is Santini but is neither holy nor
Italian, you know the new Superman after Christopher Reeves
(Carlos Pesquera) and you know the only horse that has had a seat on
the government of Puerto Rico and the United States
(Carlos Romero Barcelo).
12. That Hatillo is the largest milk producer in the world per square mile
and sump from Camuy and Lares
is so deep that El Morro may hide there.
13. Puerto Rico is the biggest "sponsor" per capita, the
organization World Vision.
14. The shrimp nurseryto Rico is the country with more roads per square mile
in the world.
20. La Calle del Cristo was the first paved street in the New World
.
21. Animal talent:
The sounds of bats
were used in the movie "Batman Forever" were recorded in the Camuy Caves!
22. As we all know, and you do not know, now you know, Puerto Rico
is the happiest country in the world (Study conducted by
Greco (Greece) in 2004).
feel proud to be Puerto Rican.
pass this message to all the Puerto Ricans in the world that we
MUCHOSSSSS.
x.posted
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