Pepito test
The teacher involved in an argument between two students:
Pepito, what is the problem?
is I'm too smart to be in first grade.
My sister is in third and I'm smarter than her. I want to go to third
too!
The professor sees you can not solve the problem and send it to the address
. While Johnny waited in the waiting room, the professor explains the situation to the director
.
This promises to do a test for the boy, sure you will not get
answer all the questions, and thus accede to continue in first. Ya
acu?
and Pepito director nod.
then the professor starts:
- What does the cow 4 and I only two?
- Legs, Pepito replies without hesitation ...
- What's in your pants, that there is in mine? The director
adjusts the lenses, and is prepared to interrupt ...
- The pockets, the child responds.
What enters the center of the women and behind the man?
Thunderstruck, the director holds its breath ...
- The letter "E", the student responds.
- "Where women have the most curly hair
and we all have it back?
The director starts a cold sweat ...
- Elbow, Professor.
- What starts with C has a hole and I gave it to several people who enjoy
?
The director covers the face ...
- A CD.
The director, as dizzy pressure interrupts them and tells the teacher
...
- Look, gimme the bastard is in sixth ... And I'm going to first,
I just miss all the answers
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