Sunday, February 25, 2007

Estratest Replacement

Pepito test

The teacher involved in an argument between two students:


Pepito, what is the problem?


is I'm too smart to be in first grade.
My sister is in third and I'm smarter than her. I want to go to third
too!


The professor sees you can not solve the problem and send it to the address
. While Johnny waited in the waiting room, the professor explains the situation to the director
.


This promises to do a test for the boy, sure you will not get
answer all the questions, and thus accede to continue in first. Ya


acu?


and Pepito director nod.


then the professor starts:


- What does the cow 4 and I only two?


- Legs, Pepito replies without hesitation ...


- What's in your pants, that there is in mine? The director
adjusts the lenses, and is prepared to interrupt ...


- The pockets, the child responds.


What enters the center of the women and behind the man?


Thunderstruck, the director holds its breath ...


- The letter "E", the student responds.


- "Where women have the most curly hair
and we all have it back?


The director starts a cold sweat ...


- Elbow, Professor.


- What starts with C has a hole and I gave it to several people who enjoy
?


The director covers the face ...


- A CD.


The director, as dizzy pressure interrupts them and tells the teacher
...


- Look, gimme the bastard is in sixth ... And I'm going to first,
I just miss all the answers

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